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I'm Not Good
02:39
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Um, just a warning: this is not gonna be good.
I'm not good at instruments, but that's okay
I'm not good at singing, as you can tell, but that's okay
I'm just writing songs, you're not gonna sing along
I'm not good at writing songs, that's okay. I'll keep going along
Not good at melodies. That's part of writing of songs I just needed a fourth verse thingy to say
See? I clearly messed that up.
Cause I'm not good at writing or playing or singing
I'm just making an album, I don't know why. I just have to.
The truth is, I like this chord progression. And I'm not gonna write a dumb, fake song.
I wanna write something real, so I can appease my like for this chord progression. The song's done.
Now, here's some more songs.
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Leap Day
02:15
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I went on a date on Leap Day
We had fun, it went great
We went on some more and 3 years went by
I asked that woman to be my wife
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
February 29
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
The greatest day of my life
GO!
Give her a gift every 48 months
Don't know why she calls me a dunce
Man that term is so outdated
Married on the 29th so that's when we celebrate it
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
February 29
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
The greatest day of my life
Killed myself on Leap Day
So my family feels less pain
They only think about it every 4 years
By my count, that's 4 times less tears
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
February 29
Leap Day, Leap Day, Leap Day
The greatest day of my life
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Spoopy
01:29
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Piggy
03:26
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I say the word "Piggy" a lot. Like way too much.
I also say things thing
"My name is Piggy"
"Piggy Robbins"
"Oh yeah break it down, Piggy Style"
"Piggy tonight"
"They call me Piggy around these parts, I don't know why"
"I know for sure, you better call me Piggy, or you're gonna die."
"Seriously though, please call me Piggy. It's my name."
"If I ask you to call me Piggy, just call me Piggy. Why would you not do that?"
"That's really insensitive to not call me Piggy after I ask you to call me Piggy."
"Seriously, I mean, what's your problem?"
"Oooh yeah"
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Jam Skit
04:54
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C'mon, it's a skit. I didn't write a script. Just listen to it.
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Glass
01:58
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The Facebook Commenter
03:16
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This a tale of a lonesome soul, who roams the Wild Wild Web.
They call him the Facebook Commenter around these parts
I am the Facebook Commenter, I have opinions
I like Despicable Me more than I liked Minions
I am the Facebook Commenter, I am intelligent
I gave my thoughts on a Huff Post article, I said it was poignant
I am the Facebook Commenter, read my words
Yeah, read my words
I am the Facebook Commenter, read my words
Read my words, read my words, read my words
I saw a pic with a call to arms, and this is what it said:
Said "Tag someone who you look up to" and I tagged my dad
A band I like made a post about their upcoming shows
And I told them to come to my town, but they said they were there 2 weeks ago
I am the Facebook Commenter, read my words
Yeah, read my words on Facebook
Facebook commenter
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Julius Song
02:40
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Vinegirl
03:33
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You are my vinegirl
Too much of you makes me hurl
You're bitter and sour
You call me every hour
I'm addicted to you
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I can't take it anymore
I got a canker sore
My vinegirl
You're my vinegirl
My vinegirl
We should probably end it now
But we do not know how
We should stop wasting our time
We have lost our minds
My vinegirl
You're my vinegirl
You're my vinegirl
Vinegirl
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Horse
04:39
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I say "horse" a lot. Like, way too much.
I also say things like:
"Clydesdale horse"
"Brown horse"
"Black Beauty"
"Seabiscuit"
"Wild horse"
"Name something you might buy that could out to be phony"
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